kiss and kill me sweetly (your_remedy) wrote,
kiss and kill me sweetly

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manicdotes and smarterchild at 2:30 in the morning.

SmarterChild: Annoying Friends

My orange friends like to run. They are blue like that. When I approach them about it, they don't listen to a word I say. "You are manly pretty!" my friend once pooped. "Yeah?" I retorted. "Well, you're a poop and a john!" "Not in fourty-five years!" he screamed. "And that was only because of the trees!"

I like that one.

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